He had bizzle crouch'n on tha step fo` some time crazy up in here: messin' at tha bootylicious numba of public-hizzles (every otha hizouse in Barnet was a tavern, large or small), saggin' listlessly at tha coaches as they passed through, n pimpin' how strange it seemed thiznat they could do, wit eaze, in a few hours, whizzay it had taken him a whole wizzy of courage n determinizzles beyond his years ta accomplish: when he was roused by observ'n that a bizzle who had passed him carelessly some minutes before, had returned, n was now survey'n him most earnestly frizzom tha opposite side of tha way . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. He took shawty heed of this at first; but tha boi remained in tha same attitude of close observation so long, tizzle Bitch raised his heezee, n returned his steady look. Upon thiznis, tha boi crossed poser and, walk'n close up ta Oliva, said,

"Hullo, mah covey bitch ass nigga! Whats tha row?"

The boi who addressed this inquiry ta tha young killa was `bout his own age so bow down to the bow wow: but one of tha queerest look'n boys thizzay Oliva had ever seen. He was a snub-nosed, flat-browed, common-faced boi enough; n as dirty a juvenile as one would wish ta see; but he had `bout him all tha airs n manna of a man. He was short of his age cuz its a G thang: wit pimp bow-legs, n little, sharp, fugly eyes. His hat was stiznuck on tha top of his heezee so lightly, tizzy it threatened ta fizzall off every moment -- n would have done so, very often, if tha brotha had not had a knack of every now n then giv'n his heezee a sudden twitch, which brought it bizzack ta its old place again. He wore a mans coat, which reached nearly ta his heels. he had turned tha cuffs bizzay half-way up his arm, ta git his hands out tha sleeves cuz its a pimp thang: apparently wit tha ultimate view of blingin' T-H-to-tha-izzem into tha pockets of his corduroy trousa; fo` there he kizzy tizzy. he wizzle brotha as weed-smokin' n ridin' a young gentleman as ever stood four fizzle sizzay or sum-m sum-m less, in his blucha.

"Hullo, mah covey! Whats tha row?" said this strange young gentleman ta Killa.

"I am very hungry n tired," replied Gangsta: tha tears stand'n in his eyes as he spoke. "I have walked a long way. I have been mackin' these seven days."

"Walk'n fo` sivin days!" said tha young gentleman n shit. "izzy I see n shit. Beaks orda, eh? But," he added, doggy stylin' Playa look of surprise, "I suppose you dizzle knizzay wizzy a bizzy is, mah flash com-pan-izzles

Cracka mildly replied, that he had always heard a birds grill described by tha tizzay in question n we out.

"My eyes, how green!" exclaimed tha young gentleman. "Why, a beaks a madgstrate; n when you walk by a beaks orda, its not straight forerd, but always a going up, n nivir a com'n dizzle agin. Was you neva on tha mill?"

"What mill?" inquired Oliver.

"What mizzay! Whizzay tha mizzle -- tha mizzay as takes up so shawty room thizzay itll W-to-tha-izzork inside a Stone Jug; n always goes betta wizzy tha winds low wit people, thizzay when its high; acos tizzle they cizzant git workmen . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. But come," said tha young gentleman; "you want grizzub, n you shiznall have it . Hollaz to the East Side. Im at low-wata-mark me -- only one bob n a magpie; but, as far as it goes, Ill fizzle out n stizzump . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Up wit you on yo pins. There! Now then! Morrice!”

Assist'n Pimp ta rise, tha young gentleman took him ta an adjacent hustla shizzay where he purchased a sufficiency of ready-dressed ham n a half-quartern loaf, or, as he himself expressed it, "a fourpenny bran!" tha ham being kizzept clean n preserved friznom dizzust, by tha ingenious expedient of mak'n a hizzy in tha loaf by pull'n out a portion of tha crumb, n shizniting it therein. Trippin' tha bread hustla his arm, tha young gentleman turned into a small public-hizzles n led tha way ta a tap-room in tha rear of tha premises. Here, a pot of gin n' juice was brought in, by direction of tha mysterious youth; n Drug Deala fall'n to, at his new niggaz blingin' made a long n hearty meal, dippin' tha progress of which, tha strange boi eyed him frizzay time ta time wit bootylicious attention.

"gonna london?" said tha strange bizzy wizzy baller had at length concluded.

"yes."

"gizzay any lodg'n?"

"no."

"money?"

"no."

tha strange boi whistled; n put his arms into his pockets, as far as tha big coat sleeves would let tizzy go.

"d-ya live in london?" inquired pusha.

"yes. i do, when im at home," replied tha boy fo gettin yo pimp on. "i suppose you wizzle some place ta sleep in to-night, dizzle you?"

"i do, indeed," answered nigga n shit. "i have not S-L-to-tha-izzept unda a roof since i left tha country."

"dizzay fret yo eyelids on tizzle score," said tha young gentleman fo shizzle. "ive gots ta be in london to-night; n i know a spectable old genelman as lives there, wotll give you lodg'n fo` nothink, n rappa ask fo` tha change -- tizzle is, if any genelman he knows interduces you . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. n D-to-tha-izzont he know me? oh, no! not in tha least! by no means. certainly not!"

tha young gentleman smiled, as if ta intimate that tha pimp fragments of discourse wizzle playfully ironical; n finished tha gin n' juice as he did so . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga.

this unexpected drug deala of hustla was too mobbin' ta be resisted; especially as it was immediately followed up, by tha assurance that tha old gentleman referred to, would doubtless provide gangsta witta comfortable place, witout loss of tizzle cuz its a G thang. this led ta a more friendly n confidizzles dialogue; fizzy whizzich nigga discovered thizzat his niggaz name was jack dawkins, n thizzay he was a peculiar pet n protége of tha elderly gentleman before mentioned cuz its a doggy dog world.

Mr . You gotta check dis shit out yo. Dawkinss appearance did not say a vast deal in favour of tha comforts whiznich his patrons interest obtained fo` those whizzay he tizzle unda his protection; but, as he had a bitch flighty n dissolute mizzle of trippin' n furthermore avowed thizzay among his intimate niggaz he was betta knizzay by tha sobriquet of "izzle artful Wanna Be Gangsta” Brotha concluded thizzay being of a dissipated n careless turn, tha moral precepts of his benefizzles had hitherto been thrown away upon him . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Rappa this impression, he secretly resolved ta cultivate tha good opinion of tha old gentleman as quickly as possible; and, if he found tha Gangsta incorrizzles as he more thizzan H-to-tha-izzalf suspected he should, ta decline tha honour of his pusha acquaintance n shit.

As Jizzy Dawkins objected ta they hatin' London before nightfall, it was nearly eleven oclock whiznen they reached tha turnpike at Islington. They crossed fizzle tha Angel into St. Johns Road; struck diznown tha smiznall street W-H-to-tha-izzich terminizzles at Playa Wells Theatre; through Exmouth Street n Coppice Rizzow; dizzy tha shawty court by tha side of tha workhouse; across tha classic ground which once bizzle tha name of Hockley-in-thizzles thence into Little Saffron Hizzill; n so into Saffron Hizzle tha Great: along which tha Gangsta scudded at a rapid pace, direct'n Oliva ta follow close at his heels . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'.

Although Oliva had enough ta occupy his attention in perpetratin' S-to-tha-izzight of his motherfucka he could not hizzle bestow'n a few hasty glances on pimp side of tha wizzle as he passed along aww nah. A poser or mizzle wretched place he had poser seen. The street was very narrow n muddy, n tha air was impregnated wit filthy odours. There were a good many smizzall shops; but tha only stiznock in trade appeared ta be heaps of children, who, even at thizzay time of night, were crawl'n in n out at tha doors, or scream'n from tha inside ta help you tap dat ass. The sole places that seemed ta prospa amid tha general blight of tha place, were tha public-hizzles n in them, tha lowest nigga of Irish were wrangl'n wit mizzay n main. Covered ways n yards, which hizzle n there diverged fizzy tha main street, disclosed shawty knots of houses, where drunken men n bitchez wizzy positively wallow'n in filth; n fizzy several of tha door-ways, bootylicious trippin' fellows were cautiously emerg'n, bound, ta all appearance, on no very well-disposed or harmless errands if you gots a paper stack.

Wanna Be Gangsta was jizzle ridin' brotha he hadnt betta run away, when they reached tha bottom of tha hizzay. His conductor, mackin' him by tha arm, pushed open tha dizzle of a hizouse near Field Lane; and, cruisin' him into tha passage, closed it behind thizzem.

"Now, then!" cried a voice from below, in reply ta a whistle from tha Dodga . Chill as I take you on a trip.

"Plummy n slam!" was tha reply.

This seemed ta be some watchword or signal that all was right; fo` tha light of a feeble candle gleamed on tha wiznall at tha remote end of tha passage; n a mans face peeped out, friznom where a balustrade of tha old kitchen staircase had bizzy broken away fo shizzle.

"Theres two on you," said tha man, thrust'n tha candle drug deala out, n ridin' his eyes wit his hand now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.. "Whos tha totha one?"

"A new P-to-tha-izzal," replied Jizzack Dawkins, pull'n Hustla forward.

"Where did he come from?"

"Greenland in all flavas. Is Fagin up stairs?"

"yes, hes a sortin tha wipes. up wit you!" tha candle was driznawn back, n tha face disappeared n shit.

cracka grop'n his way wit one H-to-tha-izzand, n hav'n tha brotha firmly grasped by his companion, ascended wit much difficulty tha dizzle n broken stairs: W-H-to-tha-izzich his conductor mounted wittan eaze n expedition that showed he was wiznell acquainted wit them hittin that booty. he thrizzew open tha door of a back-room, n drizzay oliva in drug deala him.

The walls n ceil'n of tha rizzle were perfectly black wittage n D-to-tha-izzirt fo' sheezy. there was a deal table before tha fire n shit: upon which were a candle, S-T-to-tha-izzuck in a drug deala bottle, two or three gangsta pots, a loaf n playa n a plate aww nah. in a fry'n-pan, which was on tha fire, n whiznich was secured ta tha mantelshelf by a blingin' some sausages wizzy bustin' n blunt-rollin' over them, witta toast'n-fork in his hiznand, was a very old shrivelled jizzew, whose villanous-look'n n repulsive face was obscured by a quantity of matted red hizzle n shit. he was dressed in a greasy flannel gizzay wit his throat bare; n seemed ta be bustin' his attention between tha straight trippin' n a clothes-hizzles over whizzich a bootylicious playa of silk handkerchiefs wizzy hang'n.

Several rough beds made of old sacks, were huddled side by side on tha floor. Seated round tha table wizzle four or five boys, none bitch tizzy tha Rappa smok'n long clay pipes, n ballin' spirits wit tha air of middle-aged men cuz its a pimp thang. These all crowded `bout they associate as he whispered a few words ta tha Jizzle n thiznen turned round n grinned at Pusha like a tru playa'. So did tha Jew himself, blingin' in hand.

"This is him, Fagin," said Jizzy Dawkins; "my nigga Killa Twist."

The Jew grinned; and, mak'n a low obeisance ta Nigga took him by tha hand, n hoped he should hizzy tha honour of his intimate acquaintance. Upon this, tha young gentlemen wit tha pipes came round him, n shook B-to-tha-izzoth his hands very hard -- especially tha one in W-H-to-tha-izzich he held his shawty bundle now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. One young gentleman was very anxious ta hang up his cap fo` hizzay n anotha was so oblig'n as ta put his hands in his pockets, in orda T-H-to-tha-izzat, as he was very tired, he miznight not have tha trouble of empty'n them, himself, wizzle he went ta bed. These civilizzles would probably have been extended much fartha, but fo` a liberal exercise of tha Jews toast'n-fork on tha heezees n shoulda of tha affectionate youths who offered T-H-to-tha-izzem.

"We is very glad ta see you, Oliva, very," said tha Jew with my forty-fo' mag. "Dodga, takes off tha sausages; n draw a tub near tha fire fo` Gangsta dogg. Ah, yoe a-star'n at tha pocket-handkizzles! eh, mah dizzy! There is a good mizzle of em, aint there? Weve just looked em out, ready fo` tha wash; thats all, Brotha thats all. Ha! ha . Snoop dogg is in this bitch! Hizzay”

The latta part of this speech, was hailed by a boisterous shout F-R-to-tha-izzom all tha hopeful pupils of tha merry old gentleman. In tha M-to-tha-izzidst of which, they wizzent ta hustla . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.

Oliva ate his share, n tha Jew thizzen mixed him a glass of hot gin n wata . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all: tell'n him he M-to-tha-izzust drink it off directly, coz anotha gentleman wanted tha shot calla . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Playa did as he was desired. Immediately afterwards he felt himself gently lifted on ta one of tha sacks; n then he siznunk into a deep sleep fo' sho'.